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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 16.06.2025 00:17

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Everyone loved it.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Thumbs down again.

So they tried

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They put up a sign reading

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Still no good.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Still no good

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Unacceptable again!

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So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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share office space ...

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