What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 00:17

No way
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Nuts and Butts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
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Loons and Moons
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Then came..
Still no good.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Still no good
What's your favorite stupid joke?
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?